flirtyduets:

Countdown to Fall (aka when shows return) Giveaways

Giveaway 1: Fandom Jewelry

3 People will win any fandom-related necklace of their choosing from Flirty Duets

Rules For This Giveaway:

Winner announced September 1st

-Only reblogs count

-Up to 10 reblogs

-We will ship worldwide and pay all postage fees

-You don’t have to be following our blog

-A random number generator will be used to find a winner

-Some sold out items are included

Click here to see the rest of the Fall Giveaways for your chance to win more goodies

Click here to see all Fandom Jewelry


"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"
— it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

Ideal First Date
  • me: [steeples fingers] so tell me about yourself
  • date: [flirty voice] what do you want to know?
  • me: [sings] lets start at the very beginning
  • date: [sings back] a very good place to start
  • together now: [scream-singing & table-pounding] doe, a deer, a female deer, raaaaaay, a drop of golden suuuUuun!
  • waiter: [popping multiple bottles of champagne] meeee, a name I call myself!
  • entire restaurant: [throwing gifts of cash at the happy new couple] faaaar, a long long way to ruuun!

Blaine Anderson + keeping it classy


colfer-to-my-criss:

Klaine beginnings and endings 





the first three words you see are what you want in life

hentai1080p:

bukakkemonogatari:

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dapperbanana:

So tired of stupid piece of trash shit pricks. Upon exiting walmart, these fools decided to take a billion years exiting the door, and the little jackass prick behind me decides he’s done waiting and just RAMS HIS CART INTO ME! Banged my ankle so hard it peeled skin off, and pushed me into the doors so hard it came off the track when my cart hit it. AND THEN! Little douchenozzle doesn’t even apologize just steps onto his cart and sails on past me in true ultimate dickhead fashion. TRASH! He’s lucky he sailed away so fast I was literally vibrating with rage, shouting so much vulgar abuse at him as he rode his Cart of Douchery away.

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T R A S H

AND THEN lets just add to the horror of my evening, shall we? Upon arriving home, while carrying 1 of the 40 pound bags of salt into the house (of which I have 5 to fucking carry), a bug decided to fly at me AND THEN land on me! This is an outrage! It’s a scandal!

[insert picture of flying roach here I started to look for one but the pictures scared me so bad man I couldn’t save it to my computer]

T R A S H